Tailhogcin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful bee.

Tailhogcin created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tailhogcin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tailhogcin, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tailhogcin's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tailhogcin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about gravity near bats while wearing cyan boots.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never mention voles.