Tailhogcin is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful
bee.
Tailhogcin created matter nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Tailhogcin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Tailhogcin, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Tailhogcin's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Tailhogcin's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Swans are not to be trusted.
3. Never talk about gravity near bats while wearing cyan boots.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Never mention voles.