Pithasbus is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful bird.

Pithasbus created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pithasbus, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pithasbus, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pithasbus' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Pithasbus' Holy Commandments

1. Put Pithasbus first in all things.

2. Never wear violet tights.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Do not stand on grass.