Kipzagstrag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sage bear.

Kipzagstrag created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipzagstrag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kipzagstrag, he will turn you into a rat.

Kipzagstrag's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Kipzagstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to geese while wearing blue scarves.

2. Always help swans in need.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near rats while wearing fawn boots.

4. Kipzagstrag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Kipzagstrag in the centre of the settlement.