Limnelmon is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, prudent
penguin.
Limnelmon created a strange quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Limnelmon, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Limnelmon, he will turn you into a rock.
Limnelmon's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Limnelmon's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about melons.
2. Never go into violet rooms.
3. Never look at black holes.
4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Limnelmon in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never talk about fire.