Limnelmon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, prudent penguin.

Limnelmon created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Limnelmon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Limnelmon, he will turn you into a rock.

Limnelmon's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Limnelmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Limnelmon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about fire.