Rotbumjin is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate
hippopotamus.
Rotbumjin created the world three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rotbumjin, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Rotbumjin, she will not invite you to parties.
Rotbumjin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Rotbumjin's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. You must pray to Rotbumjin five times a day.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.