Hoglippak is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent porpoise.

Hoglippak created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hoglippak, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hoglippak, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hoglippak's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hoglippak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three whales in a large pit.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.