Jadfutmap is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish
fairy.
Jadfutmap created the solar system three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jadfutmap, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Jadfutmap, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Jadfutmap's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Jadfutmap's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Jadfutmap in the centre of the settlement.
2. You must never eat lentils.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.