Ponhinyoktongarzag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered shrew.

Ponhinyoktongarzag created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponhinyoktongarzag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ponhinyoktongarzag, it will turn you into a goat.

Ponhinyoktongarzag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ponhinyoktongarzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Retreat if seven bats approach from the south.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near gulls while wearing red trousers and balancing five platinum spheres on your legs.