Tenrulljinjig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented hare.

Tenrulljinjig created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenrulljinjig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tenrulljinjig, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tenrulljinjig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tenrulljinjig's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tenrulljinjig.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tenrulljinjig.

5. Never paint your hands magenta.