Nadgebfob is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, emotional squirrel.

Nadgebfob created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nadgebfob, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nadgebfob, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nadgebfob's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nadgebfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nadgebfob.

4. Never chant in the presence of turtles.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.