Milzannarflanpibafsandfab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, annoying sheep.

Milzannarflanpibafsandfab created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milzannarflanpibafsandfab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Milzannarflanpibafsandfab, he will jump up and down on your head.

Milzannarflanpibafsandfab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Milzannarflanpibafsandfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms indigo.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at nebulae.