Gadyathog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, boastful naga.

Gadyathog created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gadyathog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gadyathog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gadyathog's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gadyathog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Worship no other gods but Gadyathog.

5. Do not hurt snails.