Weggabdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable aardvark.

Weggabdiss created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weggabdiss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weggabdiss, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Weggabdiss' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Weggabdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.