Wabhimsom Tettigonfobbitvegcutmantif is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, proud slug.

Wabhimsom Tettigonfobbitvegcutmantif created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabhimsom Tettigonfobbitvegcutmantif, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wabhimsom Tettigonfobbitvegcutmantif, he will turn you into a slug.

Wabhimsom Tettigonfobbitvegcutmantif's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wabhimsom Tettigonfobbitvegcutmantif's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine great tits approach from the south.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Hide from yellow mites for they are unholy.