Bifmuthad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, staggering donkey.

Bifmuthad created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifmuthad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bifmuthad, she will think nothing of it.

Bifmuthad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bifmuthad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not keep five hamsters in a large pit.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Retreat if seven mites approach from the south.