Wapfubrannurthugbinjig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omnipotent goat.

Wapfubrannurthugbinjig created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapfubrannurthugbinjig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wapfubrannurthugbinjig, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wapfubrannurthugbinjig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wapfubrannurthugbinjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Wapfubrannurthugbinjig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never wear red corsets.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.