Bablincap Rawtanmip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying eagle.

Bablincap Rawtanmip created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Bablincap Rawtanmip, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bablincap Rawtanmip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bablincap Rawtanmip's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bablincap Rawtanmip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Bablincap Rawtanmip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.