Sannurtip Nibnulvonlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring dog.

Sannurtip Nibnulvonlarn created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sannurtip Nibnulvonlarn, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sannurtip Nibnulvonlarn, it will turn you into a puffin.

Sannurtip Nibnulvonlarn's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Sannurtip Nibnulvonlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Sannurtip Nibnulvonlarn must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never paint your chest black.