Godgetjab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, idiotic human.

Godgetjab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godgetjab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Godgetjab, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Godgetjab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Godgetjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Respect your elders.