Bellfadhon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, prudent mouse.

Bellfadhon created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellfadhon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bellfadhon, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bellfadhon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bellfadhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. You must pray to Bellfadhon five times a day.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never feed wheat to seals while wearing skirts.