Nulldumgod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited octopus.

Nulldumgod created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulldumgod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nulldumgod, she will destroy your home planet.

Nulldumgod's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nulldumgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near ants while wearing violet shoes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about spacetime.