Stragmiscid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish dingo.

Stragmiscid created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragmiscid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stragmiscid, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Stragmiscid's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Stragmiscid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to shrews while wearing tights.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not take Stragmiscid's name in vain.

5. Never hurt snakes.