Minyarpfot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, blissful bird.

Minyarpfot created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Minyarpfot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Minyarpfot, he will make you grow a tail.

Minyarpfot's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Minyarpfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Minyarpfot.

3. Hide if eight sharks approach from the east.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never look in ponds.