Bimvigweg is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient pig.

Bimvigweg created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimvigweg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bimvigweg, he will think nothing of it.

Bimvigweg's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bimvigweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about dark matter near snails while wearing turquoise scarves.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.