Govmidmid is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, proud hamster.

Govmidmid created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govmidmid, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Govmidmid, he will laugh at you.

Govmidmid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Govmidmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan hats.

2. Govmidmid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must pray to Govmidmid eight times a day.