Limfitmigsan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, intelligent walrus.

Limfitmigsan created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limfitmigsan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Limfitmigsan, she will be very unhappy.

Limfitmigsan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Limfitmigsan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four ants approach from the north.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Do not take Limfitmigsan's name in vain.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Limfitmigsan on top of all buildings.