Teenratgov is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-assured naga.

Teenratgov created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Teenratgov, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Teenratgov, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Teenratgov's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Teenratgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Never feed strawberries to whales while wearing rings.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.