Bedtarpflab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciless mongoose.

Bedtarpflab created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedtarpflab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bedtarpflab, she will turn you into a goat.

Bedtarpflab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bedtarpflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. You must love Bedtarpflab.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.