Pinpid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unthinking dingo.

Pinpid created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinpid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pinpid, he will send minions to preach to you.

Pinpid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Pinpid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Pinpid on top of all buildings.