Vedripton is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Vedripton created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedripton, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vedripton, she will turn you into a snail.

Vedripton's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Vedripton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vedripton.

5. Always pray immersed in water.