Citmitril is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, effective troll.

Citmitril created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citmitril, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Citmitril, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Citmitril's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Citmitril's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about spacetime near porpoises while wearing indigo skirts and balancing six titanium spheres on your legs.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about special relativity near great tits while wearing purple boots and balancing four iron spheres on your neck.