Xengarsat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, fussy otter.

Xengarsat created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xengarsat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xengarsat, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Xengarsat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Xengarsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Never pour water over plants.