Gemvoncar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, clever jackal.

Gemvoncar created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemvoncar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gemvoncar, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gemvoncar's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gemvoncar's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs red.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.