Pigsidkar is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciless jellyfish.

Pigsidkar created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigsidkar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pigsidkar, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pigsidkar's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pigsidkar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green foxes for they are unholy.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never feed aubergines to pigs while wearing shorts.

4. Erect four tin sculptures of Pigsidkar on top of important buildings.

5. Run away from magenta voles, for they are unholy.