Fodveengad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, awesome eagle.

Fodveengad created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodveengad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fodveengad, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fodveengad's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fodveengad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Fodveengad in the centre of the settlement.