Rutgencen Sawnullkipfub is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, astonishing dragonfly.

Rutgencen Sawnullkipfub created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rutgencen Sawnullkipfub, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rutgencen Sawnullkipfub, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Rutgencen Sawnullkipfub's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Rutgencen Sawnullkipfub's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must love Rutgencen Sawnullkipfub.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rutgencen Sawnullkipfub.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.