Bimfobtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient gerbil.

Bimfobtarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimfobtarp, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bimfobtarp, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bimfobtarp's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bimfobtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bimfobtarp.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.