Stanlibfot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, stupid wasp.

Stanlibfot created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanlibfot, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stanlibfot, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Stanlibfot's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Stanlibfot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Stanlibfot in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Stanlibfot must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide if four birds approach from the west.