Hivnarlzen is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, strong
crocodile.
Hivnarlzen created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hivnarlzen, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Hivnarlzen, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Hivnarlzen's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Hivnarlzen's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about archaea.
2. Always help snails in need.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never eat apples.