Yamdissbus is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unselfish pigeon.

Yamdissbus created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamdissbus, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yamdissbus, he will turn you into a plant.

Yamdissbus' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Yamdissbus' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Run away from cyan horses, for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.