Yamdissbus is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unselfish
pigeon.
Yamdissbus created gold eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yamdissbus, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Yamdissbus, he will turn you into a plant.
Yamdissbus' most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Yamdissbus' Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Run away from cyan horses, for they are unholy.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.