Gofingwonont is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing
pigeon.
Gofingwonont created a photon two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gofingwonont, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Gofingwonont, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Gofingwonont's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Gofingwonont's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Always help tortoises in need.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Always take life seriously.