Gofingwonont is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing pigeon.

Gofingwonont created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofingwonont, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gofingwonont, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gofingwonont's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gofingwonont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help tortoises in need.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always take life seriously.