Bugmigpasbessisbomyatt is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, smart
fly.
Bugmigpasbessisbomyatt created a bottom quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Bugmigpasbessisbomyatt, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bugmigpasbessisbomyatt, it will destroy your home solar system.
Bugmigpasbessisbomyatt's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Bugmigpasbessisbomyatt's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.
5. Do not take Bugmigpasbessisbomyatt's name in vain.