Litvedstafdab Bossrutbom is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, witty meerkat.

Litvedstafdab Bossrutbom created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Litvedstafdab Bossrutbom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Litvedstafdab Bossrutbom, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Litvedstafdab Bossrutbom's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Litvedstafdab Bossrutbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick badgers.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never play with disobedient children.