Santarpwit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise mouse.

Santarpwit created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Santarpwit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Santarpwit, it will turn you into a tree.

Santarpwit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Santarpwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Santarpwit's name in vain.

2. Never wear blue tights.

3. Never think about special relativity near snakes while wearing pink skirts and balancing eight copper spheres on your neck.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.