Wiggumgub is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless butterfly.

Wiggumgub created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Wiggumgub, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wiggumgub, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wiggumgub's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wiggumgub's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wiggumgub.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Feed all hungry mice.

4. Always help goats.

5. Never sprint in holy places.