Zodfatwipkipsafveen is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless eagle.

Zodfatwipkipsafveen created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodfatwipkipsafveen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zodfatwipkipsafveen, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zodfatwipkipsafveen's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Zodfatwipkipsafveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Hide if six grasshopers approach from the east.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Never paint your legs turquoise.

5. Do not commit murder.