Cenhabkon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, annoying dragonfly.

Cenhabkon created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Cenhabkon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cenhabkon, he will turn you into a duck.

Cenhabkon's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Cenhabkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Cenhabkon loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.