Vabweexen is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, passionate shrew.

Vabweexen created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabweexen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vabweexen, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Vabweexen's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vabweexen's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Vabweexen loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.