Tonklabfomfetlistsatgum is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome
slug.
Tonklabfomfetlistsatgum created the Sol system four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tonklabfomfetlistsatgum, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Tonklabfomfetlistsatgum, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Tonklabfomfetlistsatgum's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Tonklabfomfetlistsatgum's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never think about optics near geese while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing seven silver spheres on your neck.
4. Always help sick shrews.
5. Do not covet oxen.