Gutvonbug is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, narcissistic gnu.

Gutvonbug created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutvonbug, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gutvonbug, he will turn you into a snail.

Gutvonbug's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gutvonbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Gutvonbug in the centre of the settlement.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gutvonbug.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near snakes while wearing magenta kilts.